Watch Natalie Portman's Dark And Weird SNL Sketch That Was Cut For Time

In this sketch, we see Natalie Portman playing a mom whose daughter just didn't connect with any normal dolls, claiming that she'd rather be be a "wicked stepmommy" who gets to be dramatic than a plain old mom who likes to nurture. Young Lisa's desire to marry a man with kids and then twist the kids' minds via passive aggressiveness, vague threats, and banishments to boarding school may seem troubling for a girl her age, but she's certainly not wrong that there's more drama in mind games than in tea parties. I say that as a former diehard fan of tea parties!